Dave Portnoy Still Can’t Beat Michigan T-Shirt
$27.95 Original price was: $27.95.$18.95Current price is: $18.95.
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Standard U.S. Size Chart
| Size | Length | Chest |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28in | 18in |
| M | 29in | 20in |
| L | 31in | 22in |
| XL | 31in | 24in |
| 2XL | 32in | 26in |
| 3XL | 33in | 28in |
| 4XL | 34in | 30in |
| 5XL | 35in | 32in |
| Size | Length | Chest |
|---|---|---|
| S | 71cm | 46cm |
| M | 74cm | 51cm |
| L | 76cm | 56cm |
| XL | 79cm | 61cm |
| 2XL | 81cm | 66cm |
| 3XL | 84cm | 71cm |
| 4XL | 86cm | 76cm |
| 5XL | 89cm | 81cm |
| Size | Length | Chest |
|---|---|---|
| S | 25in | 16in |
| M | 26in | 17in |
| L | 26.5in | 18in |
| XL | 27in | 20in |
| 2XL | 28in | 21in |
| Size | Length | Chest |
|---|---|---|
| S | 65cm | 41cm |
| M | 66cm | 44cm |
| L | 68cm | 46cm |
| XL | 69cm | 50cm |
| 2XL | 71cm | 53.5cm |
| Size | Length | Chest | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27in | 20in | 34.5in |
| M | 28in | 22in | 35.5in |
| L | 29in | 24in | 36.5in |
| XL | 30in | 26in | 37.5in |
| 2XL | 31in | 28in | 38.5in |
| 3XL | 32in | 30in | 39in |
| 4XL | 33in | 32in | 39.5in |
| 5XL | 34in | 34in | 40in |
| Size | Length | Chest | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 67cm | 51cm | 88cm |
| M | 71cm | 56cm | 90cm |
| L | 74cm | 61cm | 93cm |
| XL | 76cm | 66cm | 95cm |
| 2XL | 78cm | 71cm | 98cm |
| 3XL | 82cm | 76cm | 99cm |
| 4XL | 84cm | 82cm | 100cm |
| 5XL | 86cm | 86cm | 102cm |
| SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 27 | 18 |
| M | 28 | 20 |
| L | 29 | 22 |
| XL | 30 | 24 |
| 2XL | 31 | 26 |
| 3XL | 32 | 28 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
| SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 69 | 46 |
| M | 71 | 51 |
| L | 74 | 56 |
| XL | 76 | 61 |
| 2XL | 79 | 66 |
| 3XL | 81 | 71 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
| SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
| SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 71 | 46 |
| M | 74 | 51 |
| L | 76 | 56 |
| XL | 79 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81 | 66 |
| 3XL | 84 | 71 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
| SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 25 | 17 |
| M | 26 | 19 |
| L | 27 | 21 |
| XL | 28 | 23 |
| 2XL | 29 | 25 |
| 3XL | 30 | 27 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
| SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 65 | 44 |
| M | 66 | 49 |
| L | 69 | 54 |
| XL | 71 | 59 |
| 2XL | 72 | 64 |
| 3XL | 74 | 69 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
| SIZE | BODY LENGTH FRONT | BODY WIDTH |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 18 | 15 |
| S | 19 | 16 |
| M | 20 | 17 |
| L | 21 | 18 |
| XL | 22 | 19 |
| 2XL | 23 | 20 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
| SIZE | BODY LENGTH FRONT | BODY WIDTH |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 46 | 39 |
| S | 49 | 40 |
| M | 50 | 42 |
| L | 52 | 44 |
| XL | 53 | 46 |
| 2XL | 55 | 49 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
| Size | Length | Chest | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27in | 20in | 33.5in |
| M | 28in | 22in | 34.5in |
| L | 29in | 24in | 35.5in |
| XL | 30in | 26in | 36.5in |
| 2XL | 31in | 28in | 37.5in |
| 3XL | 32in | 30in | 38.5in |
| Size | Length | Chest | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 68cm | 51cm | 85cm |
| M | 71cm | 56cm | 88cm |
| L | 74cm | 61cm | 90cm |
| XL | 76cm | 66cm | 93cm |
| 2XL | 79cm | 71cm | 95cm |
| 3XL | 81cm | 76cm | 98cm |
| Size | Length | Chest | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28in | 18in | 33.5in |
| M | 29in | 20in | 35in |
| L | 30in | 22in | 36.5in |
| XL | 31in | 24in | 38in |
| 2XL | 32in | 26in | 39.5in |
| 3XL | 33in | 28in | 39.5in |
| Size | Length | Chest | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 71cm | 46cm | 85cm |
| M | 74cm | 51cm | 89cm |
| L | 76cm | 56cm | 93cm |
| XL | 79cm | 61cm | 97cm |
| 2XL | 81cm | 66cm | 100cm |
| 3XL | 84cm | 71cm | 100cm |
| SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
|---|---|---|
| 2T | 15 | 12 |
| 3T | 16 | 13 |
| 4T | 17 | 14 |
| 5/6 | 18 | 15 |
| 7 | 19 | 16 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
| SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
|---|---|---|
| 2T | 38 | 30 |
| 3T | 41 | 33 |
| 4T | 43 | 36 |
| 5/6 | 46 | 38 |
| 7 | 48 | 41 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
| SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
|---|---|---|
| New Born | 11 | 7 |
| 6M | 12 | 9 |
| 12M | 13 | 10 |
| 18M | 14 | 11 |
| 24M | 15 | 12 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
| SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
|---|---|---|
| New Born | 28 | 18 |
| 6M | 30 | 23 |
| 12M | 33 | 25 |
| 18M | 36 | 28 |
| 24M | 38 | 30 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
Estimated arrival
Apr 23
Apr 24 - Apr 26
Apr 27 - Apr 30
Dave Portnoy – Still Can’t Beat Michigan Shirt
Celebrate the laughs and legendary fails of Dave Portnoy with the Still Can’t Beat Michigan Shirt. Perfect for fans of college football, Barstool Sports, and sports humor, this shirt playfully nods to the ongoing saga of Portnoy’s attempts (and struggles) against Michigan.
Made from soft, breathable cotton, it’s comfortable for game days, casual outings, or hanging with friends while debating sports. The bold text and graphic design make the joke instantly recognizable, ensuring you’ll get laughs (and maybe a few knowing nods) wherever you go.
Features:
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✦ Unisex fit – perfect for men, women, and all sports fans.
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✦ Premium cotton fabric – soft, durable, and breathable for all-day comfort.
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✦ High-quality print – lasting, bold statement design.
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✦ Available in multiple sizes and colors.
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✦ Ideal for football watch parties, casual wear, sports fan gatherings, or gifting to Barstool enthusiasts.
Why You’ll Love It:
The Dave Portnoy Still Can’t Beat Michigan Shirt isn’t just clothing — it’s a humorous statement piece for anyone who loves sports memes, college football rivalries, and ironic fan culture. Wear it proudly and join the fun!
👉 Funny. Bold. Sports meme approved. Still Can’t Beat Michigan.
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