Raccoon My Depression Is Chronic But My Ass Is Iconic T-Shirt

Raccoon – My Depression Is Chronic But My Ass Is Iconic Shirt

Trashy Vibes. Iconic Cheeks. Mentally Unstable, Fashionably Unbothered.

👕 Design Concept – What’s on the Shirt:

• A mischievous cartoon raccoon — possibly:

  • Striking a dramatic pose

  • Wearing sunglasses, fishnets, or perched atop a trash can throne

  • Sparkles or flames in the background for that extra iconic flair

• Bold text:

  “My Depression Is Chronic But My Ass Is Iconic”

• Designed in playful or meme-styled fonts (comic sans, bubble, or graffiti)

• Optional back print: tiny raccoon butt print or “Certified Icon” badge

It’s unapologetically weird, wildly confident, and proudly trashy — just like a raccoon who goes to therapy and the club.

📝 Full Product Description:

For the mentally exhausted but physically snatched — this shirt is your new emotional support fit. The “My Depression Is Chronic But My Ass Is Iconic” Raccoon Shirt is your daily reminder that even if life is a mess, you’re still the main character in the garbage pile.

Whether you’re crying in bed, thriving in chaos, or just vibing with your intrusive thoughts and thicc energy, this shirt is both funny and empowering. It celebrates mental health honesty with a bold twist of unfiltered body-positive humor.

Perfect for therapy sessions, late-night Taco Bell runs, or vibing in a hoodie with no plans except surviving.

✅ Features:

• Super soft cotton/poly blend – cozy like a raccoon in a dumpster

• Unisex relaxed fit – because comfort is iconic

• High-quality DTG print – bold and durable like your delusions

• Available in Trash Black, Emotional Beige, and Glow-Up Gray

• Sizes XS–4XL

💅 Why You Need It:

• Because trauma but make it camp

• It’s the internet’s raccoon energy in wearable form

• Makes people laugh and feel seen

• Pairs great with leggings, oversized hoodies, or mental breakdowns

🗑️💖 You can be sad and still serve looks.

Chronic depression, iconic expression. Let the raccoon speak.

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• Production Time: All orders are processed within 1 – 3 business days.
• Delivery Time: Standard (4 – 10 Business Days) -  Expedited (2 – 5 Business Days)
• Returns & Exchanges: Full refund, no questions asked. Defective/damaged items replaced (no extra fee) within 30 days of purchase.
• Track your package: We’ll send tracking number with confirmation email when available, so you can track online.
• Global Shipping Available: Winred ships to over 100 countries, rates & fees may vary by location.
• If you have any other queries, please feel free to email us at [email protected]