Call Me Pedro Pascal The Way I Need To Touch Hot Women For My “Anxiety” Shirt
$27.95 Original price was: $27.95.$18.95Current price is: $18.95.
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Standard U.S. Size Chart
| Size | Length | Chest |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28in | 18in |
| M | 29in | 20in |
| L | 31in | 22in |
| XL | 31in | 24in |
| 2XL | 32in | 26in |
| 3XL | 33in | 28in |
| 4XL | 34in | 30in |
| 5XL | 35in | 32in |
| Size | Length | Chest |
|---|---|---|
| S | 71cm | 46cm |
| M | 74cm | 51cm |
| L | 76cm | 56cm |
| XL | 79cm | 61cm |
| 2XL | 81cm | 66cm |
| 3XL | 84cm | 71cm |
| 4XL | 86cm | 76cm |
| 5XL | 89cm | 81cm |
| Size | Length | Chest |
|---|---|---|
| S | 25in | 16in |
| M | 26in | 17in |
| L | 26.5in | 18in |
| XL | 27in | 20in |
| 2XL | 28in | 21in |
| Size | Length | Chest |
|---|---|---|
| S | 65cm | 41cm |
| M | 66cm | 44cm |
| L | 68cm | 46cm |
| XL | 69cm | 50cm |
| 2XL | 71cm | 53.5cm |
| Size | Length | Chest | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27in | 20in | 34.5in |
| M | 28in | 22in | 35.5in |
| L | 29in | 24in | 36.5in |
| XL | 30in | 26in | 37.5in |
| 2XL | 31in | 28in | 38.5in |
| 3XL | 32in | 30in | 39in |
| 4XL | 33in | 32in | 39.5in |
| 5XL | 34in | 34in | 40in |
| Size | Length | Chest | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 67cm | 51cm | 88cm |
| M | 71cm | 56cm | 90cm |
| L | 74cm | 61cm | 93cm |
| XL | 76cm | 66cm | 95cm |
| 2XL | 78cm | 71cm | 98cm |
| 3XL | 82cm | 76cm | 99cm |
| 4XL | 84cm | 82cm | 100cm |
| 5XL | 86cm | 86cm | 102cm |
| SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 27 | 18 |
| M | 28 | 20 |
| L | 29 | 22 |
| XL | 30 | 24 |
| 2XL | 31 | 26 |
| 3XL | 32 | 28 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
| SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 69 | 46 |
| M | 71 | 51 |
| L | 74 | 56 |
| XL | 76 | 61 |
| 2XL | 79 | 66 |
| 3XL | 81 | 71 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
| SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
| SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 71 | 46 |
| M | 74 | 51 |
| L | 76 | 56 |
| XL | 79 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81 | 66 |
| 3XL | 84 | 71 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
| SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 25 | 17 |
| M | 26 | 19 |
| L | 27 | 21 |
| XL | 28 | 23 |
| 2XL | 29 | 25 |
| 3XL | 30 | 27 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
| SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 65 | 44 |
| M | 66 | 49 |
| L | 69 | 54 |
| XL | 71 | 59 |
| 2XL | 72 | 64 |
| 3XL | 74 | 69 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
| SIZE | BODY LENGTH FRONT | BODY WIDTH |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 18 | 15 |
| S | 19 | 16 |
| M | 20 | 17 |
| L | 21 | 18 |
| XL | 22 | 19 |
| 2XL | 23 | 20 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
| SIZE | BODY LENGTH FRONT | BODY WIDTH |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 46 | 39 |
| S | 49 | 40 |
| M | 50 | 42 |
| L | 52 | 44 |
| XL | 53 | 46 |
| 2XL | 55 | 49 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
| Size | Length | Chest | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27in | 20in | 33.5in |
| M | 28in | 22in | 34.5in |
| L | 29in | 24in | 35.5in |
| XL | 30in | 26in | 36.5in |
| 2XL | 31in | 28in | 37.5in |
| 3XL | 32in | 30in | 38.5in |
| Size | Length | Chest | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 68cm | 51cm | 85cm |
| M | 71cm | 56cm | 88cm |
| L | 74cm | 61cm | 90cm |
| XL | 76cm | 66cm | 93cm |
| 2XL | 79cm | 71cm | 95cm |
| 3XL | 81cm | 76cm | 98cm |
| Size | Length | Chest | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28in | 18in | 33.5in |
| M | 29in | 20in | 35in |
| L | 30in | 22in | 36.5in |
| XL | 31in | 24in | 38in |
| 2XL | 32in | 26in | 39.5in |
| 3XL | 33in | 28in | 39.5in |
| Size | Length | Chest | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 71cm | 46cm | 85cm |
| M | 74cm | 51cm | 89cm |
| L | 76cm | 56cm | 93cm |
| XL | 79cm | 61cm | 97cm |
| 2XL | 81cm | 66cm | 100cm |
| 3XL | 84cm | 71cm | 100cm |
| SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
|---|---|---|
| 2T | 15 | 12 |
| 3T | 16 | 13 |
| 4T | 17 | 14 |
| 5/6 | 18 | 15 |
| 7 | 19 | 16 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
| SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
|---|---|---|
| 2T | 38 | 30 |
| 3T | 41 | 33 |
| 4T | 43 | 36 |
| 5/6 | 46 | 38 |
| 7 | 48 | 41 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
| SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
|---|---|---|
| New Born | 11 | 7 |
| 6M | 12 | 9 |
| 12M | 13 | 10 |
| 18M | 14 | 11 |
| 24M | 15 | 12 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
| SIZE | BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH |
|---|---|---|
| New Born | 28 | 18 |
| 6M | 30 | 23 |
| 12M | 33 | 25 |
| 18M | 36 | 28 |
| 24M | 38 | 30 |
The actual dimension of the product may be vary. 1 inch difference is advised.
Estimated arrival
Apr 23
Apr 24 - Apr 26
Apr 27 - Apr 30
Inspired by everyone’s favorite internet daddy and the most relatable excuse of the year, the “Call Me Pedro Pascal The Way I Need To Touch Hot Women For My ‘Anxiety’” shirt delivers thirst, humor, and irony in one powerful statement. If you’re fighting inner demons with external affection, this one’s for you.
Whether you’re a fan of Pedro Pascal, layered humor, or chaotic energy disguised as self-care, this tee is the perfect outfit for your next overshare.
Product Features:
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Unhinged Yet Fashionable Graphic: Loud, meme-worthy text that says what everyone else is too scared to admit.
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Soft & Breathable Fabric: Premium cotton or cotton-blend for anxiety-reducing comfort and hot-person-hugging softness.
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Unisex Fit: Looks great on everyone—anxiety and thirst don’t discriminate.
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Lasting Print Quality: Survives emotional spirals and the laundry.
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Tag-Free Design: No scratchy neck tags to add to your list of mental health triggers.
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Available in Multiple Sizes & Colors: Whether you’re in public or hiding in your room, find the vibe that suits you.
Why You’ll Love It:
It’s unfiltered, unapologetic, and weirdly comforting—just like your coping skills. Wear it to brunch, therapy, or when you’re manifesting cuddles. Bonus: it doubles as a dating strategy.
Perfect For:
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Pedro Pascal stans
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People who overshare for laughs
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Fans of internet culture & chaotic humor
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Gift for the friend who calls hot people “medicine”
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Hot messes with good taste
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- Production Time: All orders are processed within 1 – 3 business days.
- Delivery Time: Standard (4 – 10 Business Days) - Expedited (2 – 5 Business Days)
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